1983 Discarded as trash in 2006. Super easy to read and generally quite funny.

Taking postings in some of the world's wildest and remotest regions-not to mention some of the roughest rigs on the planet--Carter has worked and gotten into trouble with some of the maddest, baddest, and strangest people you could ever hope not to meet.

Funny Quotes and Sayings : Don’t tell mom I’m a pilot, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse. 21 February 1942, Youngstown (OH) Vindicator, “The Banks Lend a Hand,” pg. Ninety per cent of the time I'm looking for a more challenging read. So now I think of my aunt, who was one of the nicest people I knew, whenever I hear this lovely song which is one of Paul's best.

The quip: “Don’t tell my mother I’m a bond salesman; she thinks I’m making an honest living playing piano in a sporting house,” recalls the fact that there were good nights when top men such as Tony and Jelly Roll pocketed as much as a hundred dollars in tips.

Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. //--> His father's military career had the family moving all over the world, re-locating every few years. Capitalism in crisis, 1929-1933 Outrageous. Paul has lived, worked, gotten into trouble and been given a serious talking to in England, Scotland, Germany, France, Holland, Norway, Portugal, Tunisia, Australia, Nigeria, Russia, Singapore, Malaysia, Borneo, Columbia, Vietnam, Thailand, Papua New Guinea, Sumatra, the Philippines, Korea, Japan, China, USA and Saudi Arabia. - An unprecedented view of the oil industry from the inside-out: Paul Carter has worked on oil rigs since he was eighteen, in locations as far flung as the North Sea, the Middle East, Borneo, Tunisia, Sumatra, Vietnam, Columbia, Nigeria, Russia, and many others--and he's survived (so far!) 21 February 1942, Youngstown (OH) Vindicator, “The Banks Lend a Hand,” pg. This book has been in my to read list for a while but i cant remember why i added it. Be the first to ask a question about Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs, She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse. Encarta Book of Quotations Wonderful holiday reading, I used it as a reward whilst shifting house!! By Nancy L. Salz Pg. Despite those vivid and/or horrifying moments, was actually not that interesting. New York, NY: Simon & Schuster (Pocket Books) 53: Light-hearted reading. No excuse for this”. 348:

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In this respect the Nigerians put even the Americans to shame— but, no wait, guns don't kill people, people kill people right?

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No offence to Paul. Recommended.

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There would be massive sales in west Africa.". Pg. My Aunt Mike was 13 at the time, and she used to tell my mom "Paul wrote that song for me! google_ad_type = "text_image"; The Jazz Record Book

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In fact reading it felt more like that than getting immersed in a book. Google Books An ethics guide for public service Sean O’Grady and Paul Grey Google Books

Column One: Politicians? Break the News to Mother Jock Elliott, former chairman of Ogilvy & Mather International, often quotes the old saw: “Don’t tell my mother I work in advertising; she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.” I picked it up right before a trip and it was a quick and light read that set a nice mood after a couple months of constant serious/horror novels.

google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; Genuinely laugh out loud funny, I finished it in an afternoon. 10 October 1947, Wisconsin State Journal (Madison, WI), pg. Chapters are very loosely connected to a timeline of sorts, but a memoir this ain't.

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No, I got to the frying apricots instead of eggs, contemplated whether it was supposed.

She thinks I play a piano in a brothel.’ (Not that that's a bad thing.). My experience in oil was in surveying, but there are some strong similarities.

A large sporting house had a number of parlors, each with a piano.

Despite that,towards the end I began to warm to him. Google Maps. It doesn't matter if you're someone who always likes reading mostly erotica, the bible, or bible erotica, this book is fair paced and will even pick up and brighten a dank atmosphere you may be occupying. Google News Archive I’d like to unsubscribe from your ‘service‘“, “Someone offered me a nice cup of green tea. The Great Slump: Google Books Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs, She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse Music video by Jeremih performing Don't Tell 'Em.

My husband tells me that the stories of life in remote mining locations is very interesting when you get to them, but I am not prepared to find out. She Thinks I Play Piano in a House of Ill-Repute!

Carter, meanwhile, demonstrates that great material does not great writing make.

It reminds me of the senator in Rome who’s supposed to have said: ‘Don’t tell my mother I’m in politics. Americans have always had a healthy skepticism about politicians, reflected in an old saying: “Don’t tell my mother I’m a politician. I got through Chapter 1, the writing was terrible, but I thought "Oh well, it's not a literary masterpiece but I can put up with it for the sake of the story". Or the American crack: Don’t tell my mother I’m a politician.

All in all, many LOLs, and never a dull moment. Ok, clean another room - you get to read a chapter, pack a few boxes you get two chapters..... A series of anecdotes, compulsively readable, very funny at times. Page 1 of 1 Start over Page 1 of 1 .

Oscar de driva always had his mobile phone and his gun on him.

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I’m leaving jimmy taking my dogs and I’m gone. Leer reseña completa, A collection of tales by an Australian bloke who has spent a fair whack of time working on oil rigs around the world. Not winning a Pulitzer, there's no moral to the story, but it's a cracking yarn. It doesn't matter if you're someone who always likes reading mostly erotica, the bible, or bible erotica, this book is fair paced and will even pick up and brighten a dank atmosphere you may be occupying. Don’t tell my mother I’m a banker, she thinks I play the piano in a brothel. No, no, this is really, really bad. Every month our team sorts... A take no prisoners approach to life has seen Paul Carter heading to some of the world's most remote, wild and dangerous places as a contractor in the oil business. I picked it up right before a trip and it was a quick and light read that set a nice mood after a couple months of constant serious/horror novels. google_ad_type = "text_image";

His life stories actually seemed to get in the way - except for that awful one about his friend Craig which I will never in my whole life forget. Pg.

This book was totally hilarious!! Wilbur presses him, and he says, “Well, I have become President of a bank, but don’t tell my mother; she still thinks I am playing the piano in a house of ill fame.”

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She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.” I started Chapter 2, aha, he is a rigger, at last we can get going.

27 (ANONYMOUS): See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald. Tuesday, 23 November 1999 Cant wait to find and read more of his books! Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. 8, col. 1: Google Books I'm looking for the start song they play at the Race for Life, she's a black artist, and I can't think for the life of me who it is. Brilliantly funny. 1981 (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan.

168: Amazingly, he's survived, to tell these stories from the edge of civilization, and reason. "Guns are as common a sight in Nigeria as mobile phones are in Los Angeles.

I’d like to unsubscribe from your ‘service‘“ (11/4) 2: She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse. A hilarious collection of stories you'd want to hear told in the pub. So naturally I said yes, matcha-bliged” (11/4) 2000 Not so long ago the story was going around about the young man who was asked what he was doing and replied: “Working in a bank. By Jack Higgins Was dry retching along the m4 listening to it.



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